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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 324thMost Advanced Public Education: 403rdMost Beautiful Environments: 728th
The Dream Realm of
Liberal Democratic Socialists Ivory Tower Reality Disconnect Zone
Kittens, Freedom, Peace
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Nekojima

Population17.644 billion

CapitalNekomachi
LeaderNaomi Sakurada
Faiththe Cult of Maneki-Neko

Currencynyaaa
Animalshiny cat-shark

The Dream Realm of Nekojima is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Naomi Sakurada with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.644 billion Nekojimajins love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nekomachi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kittyislander economy, worth a remarkable 3,565 trillion nyaaas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 202,085 nyaaas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks, environmentalists have found an unusual ally in soldiers of fortune, hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport, and bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of. Crime is totally unknown. Nekojima's national animal is the shiny cat-shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the Cult of Maneki-Neko.

Nekojima is ranked 12,325th in the world and 22nd in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Stationary, with 2,032.44517840092 days.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 324thMost Advanced Public Education: 403rdMost Beautiful Environments: 728thMost Compassionate Citizens: 815thNicest Citizens: 898thLargest Welfare Programs: 909thBest Weather: 927thHighest Average Tax Rates: 943rdHighest Food Quality: 996thMost Pacifist: 1,035thMost Inclusive: 1,043rdMost Cultured: 1,057thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,159thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,259thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,409thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,571stLargest Governments: 1,607thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,616thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,630thMost Developed: 1,639thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,756thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,878thSmartest Citizens: 2,258thHealthiest Citizens: 2,282ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,556thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,700thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 3,184thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,310thLowest Crime Rates: 5,474thHighest Economic Output: 5,679thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,814thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,935thLeast Corrupt Governments: 8,100thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,437thHighest Average Incomes: 9,852ndMost Secular: 12,071stMost Stationary: 12,325thMost Influential: 14,529thTop
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Largest Populations: 20,361stLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,756thSafest: 26,669th
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionMost Inclusive: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionRudest Citizens: 15th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Nekojima, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
  • : Following new legislation in Nekojima, hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport.
  • : Following new legislation in Nekojima, environmentalists have found an unusual ally in soldiers of fortune.
  • : Following new legislation in Nekojima, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks.
  • : Following new legislation in Nekojima, vital infrastructure development is on hold because of 'nature and stuff'.
  • : Following new legislation in Nekojima, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks.
  • : Following new legislation in Nekojima, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Nekojima, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
  • : Following new legislation in Nekojima, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
  • : Following new legislation in Nekojima, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.

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