Population | 17.644 billion |
Capital | Nekomachi |
Leader | Naomi Sakurada |
Faith | the Cult of Maneki-Neko |
Currency | nyaaa |
Animal | shiny cat-shark |
The Dream Realm of Nekojima is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Naomi Sakurada with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 17.644 billion Nekojimajins love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nekomachi. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Kittyislander economy, worth a remarkable 3,565 trillion nyaaas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 202,085 nyaaas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks, environmentalists have found an unusual ally in soldiers of fortune, hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport, and bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of. Crime is totally unknown. Nekojima's national animal is the shiny cat-shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the Cult of Maneki-Neko.
Nekojima is ranked 12,325th in the world and 22nd in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Stationary, with 2,032.44517840092 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nekojima, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
- : Following new legislation in Nekojima, hit and run driving is no longer a crime - it's the national sport.
- : Following new legislation in Nekojima, environmentalists have found an unusual ally in soldiers of fortune.
- : Following new legislation in Nekojima, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks.
- : Following new legislation in Nekojima, vital infrastructure development is on hold because of 'nature and stuff'.
- : Following new legislation in Nekojima, thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks.
- : Following new legislation in Nekojima, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
- : Following new legislation in Nekojima, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
- : Following new legislation in Nekojima, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
- : Following new legislation in Nekojima, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.