The Ayeincian Colony of Neiteg is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Stephen Adoric-Marrick with an iron fist, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, frequent executions, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.781 billion Neitegians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itopis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 44.7%.
The all-consuming Neitegian economy, worth 417 trillion Powers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,396 Powers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 353,938 per year while the poor average 26,119, a ratio of 13.6 to 1.
Thrift shops are closing their doors, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, army rations are served on silver platters, and extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neiteg's national animal is the Kanihs, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Thalassism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Neiteg was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Neiteg, extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals.
- : Following new legislation in Neiteg, army rations are served on silver platters.
- : Following new legislation in Neiteg, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis.
- : Following new legislation in Neiteg, thrift shops are closing their doors.
- : Following new legislation in Neiteg, teachers prefer to give 'Maybe, Maybe Not' tests when dealing with sensitive subjects.
- : Following new legislation in Neiteg, cities in Neiteg declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings.
- : Following new legislation in Neiteg, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
- : Following new legislation in Neiteg, prominent cultural symbols are featured on the backs of cereal boxes.
- : Following new legislation in Neiteg, the new airport at Mr. Giles' farm is panicking his sheep.