The Republic of Negon Pon Minthland is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape. The hard-working population of 13.091 billion Negon Pon Minthlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 24.5%.

The strong Negon Pon Minthlandian economy, worth 529 trillion baht a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 40,484 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, organ donation is compulsory, surveillance cameras are banned, and diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm. Crime is moderate. Negon Pon Minthland's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Negon Pon Minthland is ranked 143,858^th in the world and 1^st in Union of Communist African States for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,265.94 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.