The Greater Republic of Natvia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by General Krull with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 38.939 billion Natvians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krullgrad. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Natvian economy, worth an astonishing 19,398 trillion Krons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 498,171 Krons, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,938,945 per year while the poor average 39,159, a ratio of 75.1 to 1.

Oxygen is commonly known as 'breathinium', blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities, and dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Natvia's national animal is the man-eating llama, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Krullism.

Natvia is ranked 390^th in the world and 6^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Lowest Crime Rates, with 210.05 law-abiding acts per hour.