by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,044thMost Influential: 1,514thLargest Retail Industry: 5,810th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
Shut up and eat our pizzas
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population1.854 billion

CapitalSafe and Sound


The Kingdom of NationalPizza is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, devout population of 1.854 billion NationalPizzans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Safe and Sound. The average income tax rate is 35.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient NationalPizzan economy, worth 264 trillion PizzaCoins a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 142,817 PizzaCoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bars are packed at all hours, environmentalists have found an unusual ally in soldiers of fortune, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, and town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. NationalPizza's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

NationalPizza is ranked 108,206th in the world and 4,367th in The North Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,467.69 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,044thMost Influential: 1,514thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 5,810thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,524thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,286thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,504thRudest Citizens: 8,386thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,057thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,929thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,342ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,248thHighest Average Incomes: 15,902ndMost Developed: 15,904thMost Efficient Economies: 18,074thLowest Crime Rates: 19,808thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,813thMost Cultured: 20,917thMost Devout: 21,675thHealthiest Citizens: 23,482nd
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 278th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 289th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 312th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 312th in the regionRudest Citizens: 427th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 458th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 502nd in the regionMost Influential: 614th in the regionMost Average: 629th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 668th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 686th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 770th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 804th in the regionMost Devout: 903rd in the regionMost Developed: 908th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 946th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in NationalPizza, town nameplates frequently raise giggles from passing tourists.
  • : Following new legislation in NationalPizza, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
  • : Following new legislation in NationalPizza, environmentalists have found an unusual ally in soldiers of fortune.
  • : Following new legislation in NationalPizza, bars are packed at all hours.
  • : Following new legislation in NationalPizza, people talk about their libido as if it were an STD.
  • : NationalPizza was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : NationalPizza endorsed The Republic of AmManies.
  • : Following new legislation in NationalPizza, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
  • : Following new legislation in NationalPizza, allergy-sufferers must wear gas masks before venturing outdoors.
  • : Following new legislation in NationalPizza, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 191 » Zzozona, Corfad, North Bratislava, Newpromisedland, Shibutani, The Rhein States, Orado, Runeda, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Territorio di Nessuno, Interdimensional Zone, Wineclaw, Highton Islands, Heilhum Imperius, Siwale, Crusadam, El Fiji Grande, Koda-Land, Lulubellia, Aerilia, Cretox State, Brucklania, Empy, The Tampa Bay Rays, Guer Aike, Hamerica, Omnistria, Kragsgale, Yokciq Empire, Yaorozu, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Prydania, Republica Guilleana, WeKnow, Great Bights Mum, Draconian Progression, Dreadton, Dar es Saalam, Loutsland, Selfgradatude, Solcius, Wilkshire, Ravendi, Outer Shenendoah, Ethnon, Sikol, 1 very fast endotarter, Hardscrabble, Shadowrik, Xagill, and 141 others.Notyoutopia, New Lakemba, Simone Republic, Former English Colony, Joodey, Chips and Guac, PotatoFarmers, Pytong, Sil Dorsett, Votak Matim, Kranostav, Merconitonitopia, Unsophisticate, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Frances Francis the First of France, Seenvorland, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Vincone Cae, Morover, Valentine Z, Bankowiata, Xipher, Pallaith, Ozstan, PEG, Holy Oranz, The Stratosphere Islands, Sunto, Pasargad, The Iron Lions, Imperial Pieserged, The Pantheons, Sevinland, Leewood, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Eywaan, Libertania Democratica, The Serdey Islands, Slyakanya, Odelinor, Nodnarb, Daiz, Yellops, Climeria, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, Port Naga, United Kahndaq, Godwanna, Svenskskit, Strongwill, Animu Place, His Enduring Majesty, Bharathvarsh, Wisconsota, Illusia and Neverendia, Star Kingdom, Galbadiana, Xentherida, Que Lukustinardon, Planes, Zyvetskistaahn, Super Girl, Madjack, The Endless Eventide, East Akra, The Mazur Empire, Sachi, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Innocentic, McMasterdonia, Moubarakistan, Barabolia, Kingdom of KHATTAB, Vesteysia, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Clan Spaniel, Zemnaya Svoboda, Svenskan, Maott, Figyjharli, Wapistan, Dangine, Venicea, Travislavania, Folenz, Siforpeo, Shotokonia, Ellbonnia, Tyirza, Aryan Homeland, Xyrron, Mon Island, Steampunk Ariel, Kromi, Darkmondoria, Defense For The World Assembly, Britle, Capablanca, Seanat, Tsandonown, Pleroma Sans Romans, Libvillia, Greater Ale Permars, Ariele, Fraystonia, Andanavia, Tringapore, Kastonvia, Card Kingdom, Landfinia, Erisoria, Nationeer, Sopernia, Bearical, Fizban, Unshleepd, Muqatil, Nova Arcania, Nation1812, Drueste, Sahriastan, Lionia, The Calabash Protectorate, The Blazeland Administration, Tibus Heth, ROM, Nimarya, ForestMythal, Pazair, Praeceps, New Celoveniortan, Duryanistan, Zapiron, TyGerria, Palgo, Ravensblast, Dabarastan, and AmManies.

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