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Most Ignorant Citizens: 6,160thMost Patriotic: 9,319thMost Authoritarian: 11,358th
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Nationalist Northumbria

Population4.625 billion

LeaderPresident Alvin Ashleigh
FaithNorthumbrian Christianity

CurrencyNorthumbrian penny

The Nya-tionalist Nya-thUwUmbria of Nationalist Northumbria is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by President Alvin Ashleigh with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, unlimited-speed roads, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.625 billion Nationalist Northumbrians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bamburgh. The average income tax rate is 38.2%.

The Nationalist Northumbrian economy, worth 367 trillion Northumbrian pennies a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 79,510 Northumbrian pennies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

The only legal elections are for student body president, appliance stores are finding spy cameras embedded in their unboxed merchandise, escargots have lost their charm ever since they started to be called 'cooked land snails', and paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nationalist Northumbria's national animal is the lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Northumbrian Christianity.

Nationalist Northumbria is ranked 238,498th in the world and 8th in Thneedville for Least Corrupt Governments, with 75.18 percentage of bribes refused.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 6,160thMost Patriotic: 9,319thMost Authoritarian: 11,358thTop
Largest Black Market: 13,472ndMost Conservative: 13,661stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,132ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,197thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,615thMost Devout: 19,180thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,713thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20,222nd

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Endorsements Received: 1 » Yusufzai Swat.