The United Kingdom of Nasset is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 749 million Nassetians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Opal City. The average income tax rate is 62.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Nassetian economy, worth 57.8 trillion Sterlings a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,148 Sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy, and cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nasset's national animal is the Snow Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nasset is ranked 21,890^th in the world and 1^st in The Royal Kingdoms of Quirkiness for Most Secular, with 51.53 Atheism Rate.