Population | 45.773 billion |
Capital | Goor city |
Leader | Willy Pijp and Rob te Riele |
Faith | The church of the Filadelfia Athletics |
Currency | Viagra Pill |
Animal | Spanish Fly |
The Morphogenetic Powerfield of Narconania is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Willy Pijp and Rob te Riele with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 45.773 billion Narconanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goor city. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Narconanian economy, worth an astonishing 12,230 trillion Viagra Pills a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 267,200 Viagra Pills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
The Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to Willy Pijp and Rob te Riele, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, and newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narconania's national animal is the Spanish Fly, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The church of the Filadelfia Athletics.
Narconania is ranked 675th in the world and 1st in Capitalist Paradise for Most Stationary, with 5,232.66331776 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Narconania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Following new legislation in Narconania, newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names.
- : Following new legislation in Narconania, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.
- : Following new legislation in Narconania, a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to Willy Pijp and Rob te Riele.
- : Following new legislation in Narconania, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
- : Following new legislation in Narconania, creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption.
- : Following new legislation in Narconania, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction.
- : Following new legislation in Narconania, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
- : Following new legislation in Narconania, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot.
- : Following new legislation in Narconania, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.