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Largest Agricultural Sector: 50thLargest Populations: 112thLargest Black Market: 442nd
The Morphogenetic Powerfield of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
Read my lips
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Narconania

Population45.773 billion

CapitalGoor city
LeaderWilly Pijp and Rob te Riele
FaithThe church of the Filadelfia Athletics

CurrencyViagra Pill
AnimalSpanish Fly

The Morphogenetic Powerfield of Narconania is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Willy Pijp and Rob te Riele with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, enslaved workforce, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 45.773 billion Narconanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Goor city. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Narconanian economy, worth an astonishing 12,230 trillion Viagra Pills a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 267,200 Viagra Pills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to Willy Pijp and Rob te Riele, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem, and newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Narconania's national animal is the Spanish Fly, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The church of the Filadelfia Athletics.

Narconania is ranked 675th in the world and 1st in Capitalist Paradise for Most Stationary, with 5,232.66331776 days.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 50thLargest Populations: 112thLargest Black Market: 442ndHighest Economic Output: 536thMost Stationary: 675thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 865thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,780thLargest Mining Sector: 2,365thTop
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Most Influential: 3,092ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,559thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,743rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,182ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,254thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,434thSmartest Citizens: 5,166thMost Efficient Economies: 6,230thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,503rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,889thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,087thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,345thMost Cultured: 8,742ndHealthiest Citizens: 9,278thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,041stMost Subsidized Industry: 10,900thHighest Food Quality: 10,909thLargest Governments: 12,665thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,798thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,123rdMost Advanced Public Education: 14,199thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,266thTop
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Most Devout: 14,968thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,833rdMost Developed: 20,543rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 23,299thLowest Crime Rates: 23,725thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,432ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 26,785thLargest Welfare Programs: 26,816th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Narconania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Narconania, newlywed misogynists complain about their wives keeping their maiden names.
  • : Following new legislation in Narconania, throwing garbage out of your house's front window makes it legally someone else's problem.
  • : Following new legislation in Narconania, a few immigrants are better than no immigrants according to Willy Pijp and Rob te Riele.
  • : Following new legislation in Narconania, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
  • : Following new legislation in Narconania, creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption.
  • : Following new legislation in Narconania, talking during class is a gateway to lifelong drug addiction.
  • : Following new legislation in Narconania, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
  • : Following new legislation in Narconania, politicians and casino owners who so much as wander into the same room are arrested on the spot.
  • : Following new legislation in Narconania, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.

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