The Vast Waters of Namakan is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.277 billion Namakanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kettle Falls. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Namakanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,818 trillion Greenstones a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 196,032 Greenstones, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Unstable couples are known to break up over which one gets parental leave, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Namakanians like vultures, doctors spend more time writing sick notes than caring for the sick, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime is totally unknown. Namakan's national animal is the Lake Trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Namakan is ranked 289,502^nd in the world and 834^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -24.49 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.