The Pining Martens of Nakarisaune is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, otherworldly petting zoo, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.568 billion adorable mustelids hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Poppaea Maxima. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Nakarisaunean economy, worth a remarkable 1,516 trillion hyenas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,778 hyenas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.
The government has solemnly sworn not to look up other nations' internet browsing history if the favor is returned, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, and fake designer clothes are shredded and burnt while many in the world don't have a shirt on their back. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Nakarisaune's national animal is the aardvark, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nakarisaune lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
- : Nakarisaune resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Nakarisaune was endorsed by The Archipelago of Bod Wareenaland.
- : Nakarisaune endorsed The Empire of Iperborea.
- : Nakarisaune endorsed The Commonwealth of Auzbart.
- : Nakarisaune endorsed The Empire of Floofoland.
- : Nakarisaune was endorsed by The Federation of Oskyelion.
- : Nakarisaune was endorsed by The Android of East Lodge.
- : Nakarisaune was endorsed by The Federal Republic of GI-Land.
- : Nakarisaune endorsed The Republic of Kennedy Republic.