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Largest Gambling Industry: 645thMost Secular: 3,692ndMost Primitive: 4,476th
The Kjenrnv of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
djbfgkedf
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Economy
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Municipal Coordinators

Population4.28 billion

Capitallkegtleno
Leaderdlkbrn
Faithlkdnbln

Currencyjkng
Animalkjfdsghro

The Kjenrnv of Municipal Coordinators is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by dlkbrn with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and public floggings. The hard-nosed population of 4.28 billion kjwrfs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of lkegtleno. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Municipal Coordinatorsian economy, worth 369 trillion jkngs a year, is dominated by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,298 jkngs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 252,847 per year while the poor average 23,232, a ratio of 10.9 to 1.

Maxtopian slaves are routinely sold as an optional extra for household appliances, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read, and police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Municipal Coordinators's national animal is the kjfdsghro and its national religion is lkdnbln.

Municipal Coordinators is ranked 206,423rd in the world and 7,413th in Osiris for Most Extreme, scoring 7.78 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 645thTop
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Most Secular: 3,692ndMost Primitive: 4,476thHighest Crime Rates: 6,736thMost Ignorant Citizens: 11,166thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,368thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,518thLargest Black Market: 11,668thTop
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Most Armed: 15,156thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,699thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,334th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 28th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 158th in the regionMost Primitive: 212th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 304th in the regionTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 427th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 449th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 508th in the regionLargest Black Market: 584th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 665th in the regionMost Armed: 699th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 727th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Municipal Coordinators was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market, Highest Unexpected Death Rate, Most Ignorant Citizens, and Highest Crime Rates.
  • : Municipal Coordinators changed its national animal to "kjfdsghro", its capital to "lkegtleno", its currency to "jkng", its demonym to "kjwrf", its faith to "lkdnbln", its leader to "dlkbrn", its motto to "djbfgkedf", and its nation type to "Kjenrnv".
  • : Municipal Coordinators altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in Municipal Coordinators, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers.
  • : Following new legislation in Municipal Coordinators, government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read.
  • : Following new legislation in Municipal Coordinators, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Municipal Coordinators, Maxtopian slaves are routinely sold as an optional extra for household appliances.
  • : Following new legislation in Municipal Coordinators, the central politburo bears the fruits of everyone's labor.
  • : Municipal Coordinators was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector and the Top 10% for Most Armed.
  • : Following new legislation in Municipal Coordinators, the nation's poor can be seen scavenging trash bins for used coffee grounds.

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