The Most Serene Republic of Mulano is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Valerion with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, ban on automobiles, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.343 billion Mulanoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joliatur. The average income tax rate is 70.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Mulanoan economy, worth 934 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 279,502 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

Constipated disaster survivors are rapidly learning that MRE is short for "Meal Requiring Enemas", a few people seem to spend their whole time complaining, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, and wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mulano's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Mulano is ranked 312,485^th in the world and 5,829^th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -625.71 on the Scary Big Number Scale.