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Most Primitive: 170thMost Ignorant Citizens: 587thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 695th
The Scattered Tribes of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
MRGLLLL GLRRM GL!
Morgl
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Few

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Mrglglglgland

Population10.087 billion

CapitalMrrglrlrlrmgrrr
LeaderMorgl
FaithTideism

CurrencySpiralshell
AnimalTasty Fish

The Scattered Tribes of Mrglglglgland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Morgl with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.087 billion Mrghlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small government prioritizes Environment, although Spirituality and Defense are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mrrglrlrlrmgrrr. The average income tax rate is 20.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Mrghlish economy, worth 421 trillion Spiralshells a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 41,759 Spiralshells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile, millions of simultaneously backfiring toilets have flooded Mrrglrlrlrmgrrr with effluent, an iron curtain has descended around the nation, and military training in Mrglglglgland emphasizes the tactical advantages of stabbing backs. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Mrglglglgland's national animal is the Tasty Fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Tideism.

Mrglglglgland is ranked 214,071st in the world and 252nd in Spiritus for Most Armed, with 0.18 Weapons Per Person.

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Most Primitive: 170thMost Ignorant Citizens: 587thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 695thMost Devout: 1,197thBest Weather: 1,642ndTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 3,019thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,821stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,242ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,318thTop
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Largest Black Market: 16,261stMost Income Equality: 22,440thMost Cultured: 23,087thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,785th
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Most Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 30th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 6 » The Salaxalans, Legendus, Skogatopia, Colonalia, Oblitus Terras, and Tassalvia.

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