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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,386thMost Pacifist: 3,830thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,815th
The Democratic States of
Democratic Socialists Hell
None but the brave can eat the fare
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Moustachlee

Population1.045 billion

CapitalBarbux

Currencybitcoin
Animalblahaj

The Democratic States of Moustachlee is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 1.045 billion Moustachuxes are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Barbux. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Moustachleean economy, worth 82.5 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. Average income is 78,920 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, Leader has decreed that one must think of cheese upon reading the word mouse (Moustachlee has found 1 easter egg), Moustachleean watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, and rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Moustachlee's national animal is the blahaj, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Moustachlee is ranked 13,502nd in the world and 38th in Wintreath for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 9,315.4 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,386thMost Pacifist: 3,830thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,815thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,878thMost Inclusive: 5,948thNicest Citizens: 6,419thBest Weather: 6,640thSafest: 7,521stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,376thHealthiest Citizens: 8,700thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,033rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,667thHighest Food Quality: 9,669thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,189thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,201stLongest Average Lifespans: 10,333rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,690thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,012thLeast Corrupt Governments: 12,712thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,502ndLowest Crime Rates: 13,541stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,007thTop
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Largest Governments: 17,506thMost Influential: 18,127thMost Cultured: 19,215thSmartest Citizens: 21,359thMost Income Equality: 24,026thHighest Poor Incomes: 26,264thMost Scientifically Advanced: 28,662nd
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Most Pacifist: 11th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 15th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 16th in the regionNicest Citizens: 17th in the regionBest Weather: 17th in the regionTop
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Most Inclusive: 21st in the regionSafest: 22nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 26th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 27th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 29th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 29th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 30th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 31st in the regionNudest: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 38th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 38th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 38th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Moustachlee was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Moustachlee was endorsed by The Tsardom of Dawcreek.
  • : Moustachlee was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Aportistopireistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Moustachlee, rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Following new legislation in Moustachlee, Moustachleean watches list strained wrists as a common side effect.
  • : Following new legislation in Moustachlee, Leader has decreed that one must think of cheese upon reading the word mouse (Moustachlee has found 1 easter egg).
  • : Following new legislation in Moustachlee, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying.
  • : Following new legislation in Moustachlee, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'.
  • : Moustachlee was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Moustachlee, billions of bitcoins are spent to take high-quality photos of the Blahaj Nebula.

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