by Max Barry

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Mousebumples was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 120
Most Influential: 7thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 221stMost Valuable International Artwork: 384th
The Moderator Mouse Mommy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
The only prescription is more cowbell!
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population38.632 billion

Leadersisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall

Currencyflying monkey
Animalflying treemouse

The Moderator Mouse Mommy of Mousebumples is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by sisters Lizzy and Sasha Hall with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 38.632 billion Mousebumplesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Education, with Healthcare and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moustantinople. The average income tax rate is 71.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mousebumplesian economy, worth a remarkable 8,127 trillion flying monkeys a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 210,382 flying monkeys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Geosynchronous satellites are now manned by unpaid interns, police officers spend more time on calisthenics than actually catching criminals, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and red text rains down on the head of anyone who dares to step out of line (Mousebumples has found 7 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mousebumples's national animal is the flying treemouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mousebumples is ranked 238,604th in the world and 733rd in Europeia for Fattest Citizens, with 2.07 Obesity Rate.

Most Influential: 7thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 221stMost Valuable International Artwork: 384thBest Weather: 401stLargest Populations: 429thMost Advanced Public Education: 515thLargest Black Market: 771stHighest Economic Output: 776thMost Beautiful Environments: 923rdLargest Publishing Industry: 1,045thLargest Gambling Industry: 1,171stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,303rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,306thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,352ndMost Rebellious Youth: 1,364thMost Developed: 1,439thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,440thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,820thSmartest Citizens: 1,834thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,847thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,331stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,364thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 3,493rdHighest Crime Rates: 3,550thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,142ndMost Stationary: 4,837thHighest Average Incomes: 5,828thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,325thLargest Governments: 11,142ndTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,547thLargest Retail Industry: 14,707thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,452ndMost Inclusive: 16,928thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,485thMost Cultured: 19,035thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,358th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 16th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 19th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 20th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 20th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 20th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 21st in the regionMost Developed: 25th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 26th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 30th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 34th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 38th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 40th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 53rd in the regionMost Average: 57th in the regionMost Armed: 64th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 65th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 71st in the region

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