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Highest Poor Incomes: 458thLargest Information Technology Sector: 759thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 807th
The Club President of
Corrupt Dictatorship Corrupt Liberal Dictatorship
Beware of the lady who speaks in code.
Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Monika-

Population11.207 billion

CapitalIdlewood
LeaderMonika

CurrencyDollar
AnimalEagle

The Club President of Monika- is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Monika with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, digital currency, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.207 billion Monikans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Idlewood. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Monikan economy, worth a remarkable 4,456 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 397,617 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, tuxedo rental companies are inexplicably going out of business, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Monika-'s national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Monika- is ranked 84,147th in the world and 3rd in Love Live for Most Stationary, with 561.15635613748 days.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 458thLargest Information Technology Sector: 759thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 807thMost Secular: 841stMost Patriotic: 967thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,009thHighest Average Incomes: 1,128thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,154thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,203rdLargest Black Market: 1,208thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,228thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,355thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,585thLargest Governments: 1,644thLowest Crime Rates: 1,732ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,736thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,777thMost Efficient Economies: 1,918thMost Developed: 2,051stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,342ndMost Advanced Public Education: 2,498thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,587thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,932ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,980thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 3,240thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,285thMost Inclusive: 3,369thHighest Economic Output: 4,003rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,269thHighest Food Quality: 4,599thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,479thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,806thHealthiest Citizens: 5,920thMost Cultured: 7,665thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,066thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,056thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,032ndLargest Retail Industry: 14,445thTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 15,547thMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,760th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Monika-, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Monika-, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
  • : Following new legislation in Monika-, tuxedo rental companies are inexplicably going out of business.
  • : Following new legislation in Monika-, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
  • : Following new legislation in Monika-, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
  • : Following new legislation in Monika-, pedants defending Monika observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing.
  • : Following new legislation in Monika-, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
  • : Following new legislation in Monika-, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails.
  • : Following new legislation in Monika-, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Monika-, when their backs are against the walls Monikans look out for gay men.

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