Population | 11.207 billion |
Capital | Idlewood |
Leader | Monika |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Eagle |
The Club President of Monika- is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Monika with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, digital currency, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 11.207 billion Monikans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Idlewood. The average income tax rate is 99.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Monikan economy, worth a remarkable 4,456 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 397,617 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, tuxedo rental companies are inexplicably going out of business, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, and retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Monika-'s national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Monika- is ranked 84,147th in the world and 3rd in Love Live for Most Stationary, with 561.15635613748 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Monika-, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
- : Following new legislation in Monika-, frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security.
- : Following new legislation in Monika-, tuxedo rental companies are inexplicably going out of business.
- : Following new legislation in Monika-, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card.
- : Following new legislation in Monika-, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
- : Following new legislation in Monika-, pedants defending Monika observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing.
- : Following new legislation in Monika-, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
- : Following new legislation in Monika-, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails.
- : Following new legislation in Monika-, children who believe in the tooth fairy are frequently shipped off to Bigtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Monika-, when their backs are against the walls Monikans look out for gay men.