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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,825thRudest Citizens: 2,684thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,849th
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Moaning Lisa

Population1.266 billion

CapitalFanny Hill
LeaderMoll Flanders


The Nomadic Peoples of Moaning Lisa is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Moll Flanders with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.266 billion Moaning Lisans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fanny Hill. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Moaning Lisan economy, worth 175 trillion Vouchers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 138,311 Vouchers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 460,349 per year while the poor average 30,965, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Moaning Lisan Gladiators is a ratings success, citizens are frequently held up at gunpoint by their local pizza delivery boys, the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Louse hunting institutions, and toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Moaning Lisa's national animal is the Louse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Courtesanship.

Moaning Lisa is ranked 12,962nd in the world and 598th in Lazarus for Most Armed, with 6.56 Weapons Per Person.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,825thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,684thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,849thHighest Crime Rates: 2,884thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,633rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,148thFattest Citizens: 4,714thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,930thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,953rdLargest Retail Industry: 7,072ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,440thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,663rdTop
Most Cheerful Citizens: 12,716thMost Armed: 12,962ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,904thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,289thHighest Drug Use: 15,840thMost Efficient Economies: 16,854thMost Cultured: 16,904thHighest Average Incomes: 17,169thLargest Gambling Industry: 18,183rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20,828thMost Inclusive: 21,853rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,479thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22,968th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 88th in the regionRudest Citizens: 102nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 117th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 134th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 165th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 202nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 203rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 246th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 251st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 261st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 368th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 409th in the regionTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 473rd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 506th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 541st in the regionMost Armed: 598th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 635th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 688th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 729th in the regionNudest: 775th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 785th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 795th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 812th in the region

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