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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7,295thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,799thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,031st
The Senate of
Democratic Socialists Hell
*gonk*
Gonk Droid
Influence
Contender
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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MLGDogland

Population12.938 billion

CapitalDogville
LeaderGonk Droid
FaithDogeism

CurrencyEmerald
AnimalDog

The Senate of MLGDogland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Gonk Droid with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, triple-decker prams, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 12.938 billion MLGDoglandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dogville. The average income tax rate is 88.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient MLGDoglandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,726 trillion Emeralds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 133,429 Emeralds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc, a flying elephant and Gonk Droid share the same nickname, communists in MLGDogland note that wealth should be equal but that some should have more of that equality than others, and hardline members of the Red Bloc consider Gonk Droid a filthy revisionist traitor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MLGDogland's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dogeism.

MLGDogland is ranked 26,172nd in the world and 8th in The Dogeland Alliance for Most Stationary, with 1,441.4265774864 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 7,295thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,799thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,031stMost Developed: 13,468thLowest Crime Rates: 14,038thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 14,991stMost Secular: 15,044thLargest Governments: 15,338thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,082ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,175thMost Inclusive: 18,700thMost Influential: 19,763rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,101stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,393rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 20,742ndSmartest Citizens: 20,782ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 20,885thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,271stMost Advanced Public Education: 21,376thNicest Citizens: 21,433rdLongest Average Lifespans: 21,588thHighest Food Quality: 21,857thMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,601stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23,718thMost Cultured: 23,798thLargest Welfare Programs: 25,286thMost Stationary: 26,172ndMost Patriotic: 27,590thMost Income Equality: 27,629thMost Cheerful Citizens: 28,135thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 29,176thHighest Average Incomes: 29,296th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : MLGDogland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments and the Top 10% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in MLGDogland, hardline members of the Red Bloc consider Gonk Droid a filthy revisionist traitor.
  • : Following new legislation in MLGDogland, communists in MLGDogland note that wealth should be equal but that some should have more of that equality than others.
  • : Following new legislation in MLGDogland, a flying elephant and Gonk Droid share the same nickname.
  • : MLGDogland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in MLGDogland, an endless multinational bureaucracy connects the Red Bloc.
  • : Following new legislation in MLGDogland, MLGDoglandian police have to pay out of their own pockets for bulletproof vests.
  • : Following new legislation in MLGDogland, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away.
  • : Following new legislation in MLGDogland, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty.
  • : Following new legislation in MLGDogland, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin.

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