The Royal Protectorate of Mleocun is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Oberkolonialzhenfufurher Preventus I with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 14.588 billion Mleocunese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zhentiangard. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mleocunese economy, worth a remarkable 2,148 trillion Bits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 147,305 Bits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum, the optimally efficient parking strategy for business commuters is referred to as the "traveling salesman problem", former slave-owners hope there are no hard feelings when they apply for jobs from their erstwhile charges, and late night adverts for breast milk co-ops regularly win pornography industry awards. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mleocun's national animal is the Macorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Protestant Harmoniusm.

Mleocun is ranked 15,910^th in the world and 76^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Lowest Crime Rates, with 93.3 law-abiding acts per hour.