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Safest: 1,474thMost Influential: 1,682ndMost Pacifist: 1,918th
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Mjaumjau

Population16.087 billion

CapitalThe Free Socialist City

Currencymeh
AnimalBoom

The Snowy Paradise of Mjaumjau is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 16.087 billion Mjaumjauans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Free Socialist City. The average income tax rate is 95.9%.

The enormous but inefficient Mjaumjauan economy, worth a remarkable 1,126 trillion mehs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly comprised of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, although the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 70,048 mehs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull, people are always able to look each other in the eye, and many believe that Leader's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mjaumjau's national animal is the Boom, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Mjaumjau is ranked 244,201st in the world and 309th in Spiritus for Most Armed, with 0.11 Weapons Per Person.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,711thLargest Populations: 14,111thMost Inclusive: 14,911thHighest Economic Output: 16,254th
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Most Influential: 6th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionMost Secular: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10th in the regionMost Stationary: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionMost Pacifist: 12th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 17th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 17th in the regionLargest Governments: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 18th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 18th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 18th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 18th in the regionNicest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 27th in the regionMost Cultured: 30th in the regionLargest Populations: 32nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 32nd in the region

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