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Mistillania

Population13.353 billion

CapitalNew Mistillania City
LeaderThe President
FaithAgnostic-Pantheism

CurrencyMisti
AnimalTiger

The Democratic States of Mistillania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The President with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.353 billion Mistillanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Mistillania City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Mistillanian economy, worth a remarkable 3,170 trillion Mistis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 237,459 Mistis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections, 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate, treaties are taken to be mere rules of thumb, and class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation. Crime is totally unknown. Mistillania's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic-Pantheism.

Mistillania is ranked 243,738th in the world and 309th in Spiritus for Most Armed, with 0.11 Weapons Per Person.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 208thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 324thMost Advanced Public Transport: 345thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 376thMost Subsidized Industry: 384thMost Advanced Public Education: 557thMost Pacifist: 660thHighest Average Tax Rates: 705thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 770thLargest Governments: 806thMost Efficient Economies: 926thMost Compassionate Citizens: 944thMost Inclusive: 964thNicest Citizens: 970thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,031stMost Cultured: 1,116thMost Developed: 1,213thSmartest Citizens: 1,245thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,421stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,468thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,552ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,612thHighest Drug Use: 2,043rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,338thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,448thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,557thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,850thHealthiest Citizens: 2,942ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,040thSafest: 4,120thHighest Economic Output: 4,409thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,545thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,168thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,763rdNudest: 10,309thTop
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Most Secular: 12,926thMost Income Equality: 16,049thMost Influential: 16,253rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,980thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 17,839thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,015thLargest Populations: 20,286thMost Politically Free: 24,579th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 6th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 12th in the regionMost Politically Free: 12th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 12th in the regionNudest: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 15th in the regionTop
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Safest: 18th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 20th in the regionMost Extreme: 23rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 24th in the regionMost Income Equality: 26th in the regionMost Secular: 28th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 31st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mistillania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
  • : Mistillania endorsed The Republic of Colonalia.
  • : Mistillania was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Mistillania, class clowns are frequently listed among the most dangerous criminals in the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Mistillania, treaties are taken to be mere rules of thumb.
  • : Following new legislation in Mistillania, 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate.
  • : Following new legislation in Mistillania, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
  • : Mistillania voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Military Death Penalty Ban".
  • : Mistillania was endorsed by The Republic of Colonalia.
  • : Following new legislation in Mistillania, kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies.

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Endorsements Received: 10 » Legendus, The Salaxalans, Belands, Matrixulated, Fancy Bois, Urran, Alquanica, Oblitus Terras, Delphiniumnia, and Colonalia.

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