The Kingdom of Mister Tan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, soft-spoken computers, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.287 billion Mister Tanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 91.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mister Tanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,706 trillion Drams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 151,169 Drams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, shell-shocked refugees are made to provide Immigration with lively renditions of 'Dancing Queen', time flies when you're not having fun, and the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mister Tan's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mister Tan is ranked 7,537^th in the world and 15^th in Schopenhauer for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,396.51 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.