The Kingdom of Mister Grey is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.187 billion Mister Greyians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mister Greyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,661 trillion Drams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 148,531 Drams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All smart devices are under the control of the all-seeing AI, modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, and third world countries are rich in "I Love Mister Grey City" t-shirts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mister Grey's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mister Grey is ranked 6,558^th in the world and 11^th in Schopenhauer for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 13,197.31 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.