The Kingdom of Mister Green is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.922 billion Mister Greenians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mister Greenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,632 trillion Drams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 149,427 Drams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Animated characters are allowed to stab each other but not hold hands, primetime re-runs of The Black and White Minstrel Show are a critical hit, weather reports simply advise Mister Greenians to 'look outside', and weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mister Green's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Mister Green is ranked 24,881^st in the world and 12^th in Schopenhauer for Highest Average Incomes, with 149,427.57 Standard Monetary Units.