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Most Authoritarian: 5,705thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,225thMost Patriotic: 8,126th
The People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
Glory of Mironia
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Mironiya

Population700 million

CapitalBlackmont

CurrencyDollar
AnimalFox

The People's Republic of Mironiya is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its public floggings, flagrant waste-dumping, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 700 million Mironians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blackmont. The average income tax rate is 78.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Mironian economy, worth 58.2 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 83,128 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

War criminals are given full state funerals, there's no escape from the rule of law... or police brutality, there are no bananas today in Mironiya, and three-year-olds have tantrums because they don't want to be drainage technicians when they grow up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mironiya's national animal is the Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mironiya is ranked 244,127th in the world and 6,223rd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -7.87 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most Authoritarian: 5,705thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,225thMost Patriotic: 8,126thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,237thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,924thMost Conservative: 9,676thLowest Crime Rates: 12,305thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 14,514thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,699thHealthiest Citizens: 14,982ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,228thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,668thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,557thLargest Mining Sector: 20,861stMost Devout: 21,409thMost Influential: 22,297thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,873rdLargest Governments: 25,364thMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,476th
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 140th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 189th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 209th in the regionMost Patriotic: 223rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 228th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 277th in the regionMost Conservative: 294th in the regionMost Extreme: 308th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 323rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 325th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 346th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 381st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 395th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 409th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 424th in the regionMost Influential: 449th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 474th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 538th in the regionLargest Governments: 558th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 584th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 666th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 687th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mironiya was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Mironiya, three-year-olds have tantrums because they don't want to be drainage technicians when they grow up.
  • : Following new legislation in Mironiya, there are no bananas today in Mironiya.
  • : Following new legislation in Mironiya, there's no escape from the rule of law... or police brutality.
  • : Following new legislation in Mironiya, war criminals are given full state funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Mironiya, the nation is under martial law.
  • : Following new legislation in Mironiya, pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches.
  • : Following new legislation in Mironiya, traffic news is delivered to drivers via carrier pigeon.
  • : Mironiya was endorsed by The Nomadic Peoples of Gibralistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Mironiya, people are always complaining about dam builders running behind schedule.

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