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Highest Crime Rates: 580th Most Armed: 767th Largest Gambling Industry: 975th
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Miporin

Population6.817 billion

CurrencyShell
AnimalPanzer

The White Whistle of Miporin is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 6.817 billion Miporinians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal individuals juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Spirituality. Income tax is unheard of.

The all-consuming Miporinian economy, worth 821 trillion Shells a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 120,539 Shells, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

A death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, rioting and unrest sweep the nation, and toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Miporin's national animal is the Panzer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Miporin is ranked 24,538th in the world and 61st in Yggdrasil for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 264,395.86 Standard Monetary Units.

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Highest Crime Rates: 580thMost Armed: 767thLargest Gambling Industry: 975thFattest Citizens: 1,098thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,296thLargest Retail Industry: 1,356thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,668thTop
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Rudest Citizens: 1,845thMost Avoided: 2,109thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,206thHighest Drug Use: 2,879thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,052ndMost Rebellious Youth: 3,419thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,550thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,402ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,470thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,721stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,896thMost Influential: 5,389thLargest Mining Sector: 6,394thNudest: 7,318thMost Ignorant Citizens: 8,231stTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 9,571stHighest Economic Output: 16,964thLargest Black Market: 17,071st
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionRudest Citizens: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 10th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the regionNudest: 13th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Miporin was endorsed by The Emirate of Iereia.
  • : Miporin voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Restricting Solitary Confinement".
  • : Miporin lodged a message on the Yggdrasil Regional Message Board.
  • : Miporin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output and Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Miporin, toy versions of heroin paraphernalia let kids pretend to be their favourite TV characters.
  • : Following new legislation in Miporin, rioting and unrest sweep the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Miporin, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.
  • : Following new legislation in Miporin, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation.
  • : Miporin rejected a request from Lardyland for an embassy with Yggdrasil.
  • : Miporin lodged a message on the Yggdrasil Regional Message Board.

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