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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9thMost Advanced Public Transport: 28thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 49th
The Transhuman Communist State of
Democratic Socialists Hell
Sempre sopra di Essa!
J Roland
Influence
Truckler
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Minchioria

Population20.885 billion

CapitalPorcÚdia
LeaderJ Roland

CurrencyTallero
AnimalPevasce

The Transhuman Communist State of Minchioria is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by J Roland with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, hatred of cheese, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 20.885 billion Minchiorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of PorcÚdia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Minchiorian economy, worth a remarkable 5,404 trillion Talleroes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 258,753 Talleroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony, and high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Minchioria's national animal is the Pevasce, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Minchioria is ranked 472nd in the world and 9th in The Internationale for Least Corrupt Governments, with 98.28 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 9thMost Advanced Public Transport: 28thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 49thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 56thMost Advanced Public Education: 73rdLargest Welfare Programs: 80thHighest Average Tax Rates: 97thMost Pacifist: 99thLargest Governments: 157thSafest: 175thMost Beautiful Environments: 188thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 192ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 216thMost Developed: 252ndNicest Citizens: 285thLongest Average Lifespans: 286thLowest Crime Rates: 354thHealthiest Citizens: 359thBest Weather: 417thSmartest Citizens: 435thLeast Corrupt Governments: 472ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 553rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 578thMost Inclusive: 753rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 867thMost Cultured: 879thHighest Poor Incomes: 931stMost Subsidized Industry: 1,182ndMost Secular: 1,364thHighest Economic Output: 1,653rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,272ndTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,088thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,022ndMost Influential: 4,817thLargest Populations: 6,036thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,411thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 11,613thMost Income Equality: 16,284thMost Efficient Economies: 21,474th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionTop
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Safest: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Pacifist: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionNicest Citizens: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 12th in the regionMost Secular: 13th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionMost Inclusive: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 23rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 36th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new.
  • : Minchioria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry and Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, J Roland's luxurious new home has been designated as a protected cultural heritage site.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, dubiously qualified East Lebatuckese doctors prescribe ice baths as a treatment for pneumonia.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records.
  • : Following new legislation in Minchioria, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks.
  • : Minchioria was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.

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