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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,461stNudest: 4,072ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,092nd
The Democratic Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
For Miku, Love, Land
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Rare

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Miku the Based

Population715 million

CurrencyWorkers Credits
Animaloctopus

The Democratic Republic of Miku the Based is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 715 million Miku are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 91.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Mikuite economy, worth 81.6 trillion Workers Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 114,140 Workers Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Welfare funding has recently gone through the roof, god-fearing citizens can be seen in prayer circles around the Big Max impact crater, young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo, and there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Miku the Based's national animal is the octopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Miku the Based is ranked 138,505th in the world and 2nd in Region of dissenting Users of NS for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 949.87 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,461stNudest: 4,072ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,092ndMost Devout: 6,271stMost Authoritarian: 6,868thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,006thMost Armed: 8,102ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,357thMost Cultured: 9,860thMost Conservative: 10,370thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,806thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,592ndHighest Poor Incomes: 11,626thLargest Governments: 12,002ndTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 13,822ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,918thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,685thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,637thMost Income Equality: 16,890thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,022ndHealthiest Citizens: 17,473rdMost Advanced Public Education: 17,491stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,760thSafest: 18,995thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,292ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,253rdMost Developed: 21,253rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,279thMost Extreme: 24,497th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Miku the Based was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative and the Top 10% for Most Extreme.
  • : Miku the Based published "Civil rights activists riot in MKGNR" (Bulletin: News).
  • : Following new legislation in Miku the Based, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates.
  • : Following new legislation in Miku the Based, young schoolchildren pledge allegiance to One Nation Under Bum Indivisible By Poo.
  • : Following new legislation in Miku the Based, god-fearing citizens can be seen in prayer circles around the Big Max impact crater.
  • : Miku the Based was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Miku the Based, welfare funding has recently gone through the roof.
  • : Miku the Based published "Issue 222" (Account: Military).
  • : Following new legislation in Miku the Based, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Miku the Based, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.

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