by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,597thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,839thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,911th
The Incorporated States of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Liberal Dictatorship
Yes Us Can
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population2.797 billion

CapitalDisney World
LeaderEsteban IV


The Incorporated States of MexUsCan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Esteban IV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, national health service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.797 billion MexUsCan citizens are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Disney World. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.7%.

The frighteningly efficient MexUsCanian economy, worth 413 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 147,762 Credits, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, libraries are refusing to stock A Midsummer Night's Dream because it has an ass in it, and colonials are offended to find a local animal has been re-named the 'Furry Four-Legged Marsupial Dachshund'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MexUsCan's national animal is the Dachshund, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

MexUsCan is ranked 47,989th in the world and 67th in The Free Nations Region for Highest Economic Output, with 413 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,597thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,839thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,911thLargest Retail Industry: 7,170thMost Influential: 9,407thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,585thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,036thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,982ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,626thTop
Most Developed: 12,987thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,379thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,413thHighest Average Incomes: 14,678thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,854thLowest Crime Rates: 14,862ndMost Secular: 16,526thMost Efficient Economies: 18,092ndSmartest Citizens: 20,141stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,071stHealthiest Citizens: 22,651stLongest Average Lifespans: 22,676thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 22,721stLargest Black Market: 23,378thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 23,762nd
Highest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 19th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 19th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21st in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 28th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 33rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 41st in the region

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