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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,074thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,558thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,810th
The Lustful and Drugged State of
Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites
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Tommylom -The Poopman-
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Methania

Population1.578 billion

CapitalDallas
LeaderTommylom -The Poopman-

CurrencyV-Bucks
AnimalNeko-Girl

The Lustful and Drugged State of Methania is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Tommylom -The Poopman- with an even hand, and notable for its unlimited-speed roads, compulsory military service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.578 billion Slatt enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dallas. The average income tax rate is 45.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Slime economy, worth 108 trillion V-Bucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 68,589 V-Bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**, and streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Methania's national animal is the Neko-Girl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Methania is ranked 136,165th in the world and 4th in The Colony of the Giant Rat for Most Armed, with 0.31 Weapons Per Person.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 14,574thNicest Citizens: 14,614thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,865thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,390thMost Cultured: 20,359thBest Weather: 22,531stMost Inclusive: 23,654th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Methania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Following new legislation in Methania, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all.
  • : Following new legislation in Methania, military information leaks are **REDACTED** by **REDACTED** in **REDACTED**.
  • : Following new legislation in Methania, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
  • : Following new legislation in Methania, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case.
  • : Following new legislation in Methania, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public.
  • : Methania was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Methania voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Digital Network Defense"".
  • : Following new legislation in Methania, little kids often wonder why strange grown-ups are following them around the soft play areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Methania, religious organizations are being forced to leave the country or pay income taxes like everybody else.

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