|Capital||No pron city|
|Leader||Turkmen Women Blitzer|
|Faith||Messarian Orthodox Christianity|
|Currency||Bro momento point|
The Ok so the plan is of Messaria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Turkmen Women Blitzer with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avant-garde cinema, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 2.914 billion Messarians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of No pron city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.4%.
The thriving Messarian economy, worth 256 trillion Bro momento points a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 87,868 Bro momento points, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.
Solid-gold toilets are Messarian prisons' least expensive furnishings, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', and Messarian Orthodox Christianity has been named as Messaria's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Messaria's national animal is the Minecraft cow, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Messarian Orthodox Christianity.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Messaria's influence in Greater Middle East rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Messaria's influence in Greater Middle East rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Messaria's influence in Greater Middle East rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Messaria published "GME App that Iíll complete in the future" (Meta: Reference).
- : Messaria lodged a message on the Greater Middle East Regional Message Board.
- : Messaria's influence in Greater Middle East rose from "Zero" to "Nipper".
- : Messaria changed its national animal to "Minecraft cow" and its currency to "Bro momento point".
- : Messaria changed its national nation type to "Ok so the plan is".
- : Messaria changed its national animal to "Sheep", its capital to "No pron city", its demonym adjective to "Messarian", its leader to "Turkmen Women Blitzer", and its motto to "No pron!! No secs!!".
- : Messaria relocated from Helsetia to Greater Middle East.