by Max Barry

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 570thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,719thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,119th
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Population1.12 billion


CurrencyUS dollar
Animalbald eagle

The United States of Mesothallania is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its keen interest in outer space, disturbing lack of elderly people, and frequent executions. The quiet, industrious population of 1.12 billion Mesothallanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libertyville. The average income tax rate is 50.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Mesothallanian economy, worth 54.5 trillion US dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 48,660 US dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mesothallanians are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, muggers are complimented on their enterprising spirit, every political party claims that their platform is based on divine revelation, and being Leader has been voted one of the top ten most dangerous jobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mesothallania's national animal is the bald eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Mesothallania is ranked 243,210th in the world and 206th in Africa for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 60,865 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 570thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,719thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,119thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 23,853rd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 16th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 19th in the regionMost Influential: 25th in the region

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