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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,509thHighest Crime Rates: 1,860thRudest Citizens: 2,335th
The Armed Republic of
Anarchy Lawless Wasteland
Bugleberry And Freedom For All
Influence
Enforcer
WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Frightening
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Excessive

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Mellyland

Population309 million

CapitalAlcamoth

CurrencyGil
AnimalTelethia

The Armed Republic of Mellyland is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, complete lack of prisons, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 309 million Mellylandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alcamoth. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.7%.

The thriving Mellylandian economy, worth 22.0 trillion Gils a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 71,147 Gils, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Water fights now end with thousands dead, criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds, and grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Mellyland's national animal is the Telethia, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mellyland is ranked 76,632nd in the world and 11th in JermaSubs Nation for Most Primitive, scoring 15.39 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,509thHighest Crime Rates: 1,860thRudest Citizens: 2,335thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 2,601stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,686thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,735thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,893rdFattest Citizens: 3,372ndLargest Retail Industry: 4,206thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,493rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,316thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,822ndMost Avoided: 8,735thMost Armed: 10,362ndNudest: 10,697thTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 14,832ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 16,136thMost Politically Free: 18,753rdMost Influential: 19,570thMost Pro-Market: 19,744thMost Extreme: 22,377thMost Inclusive: 24,119thMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,308th
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Most Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Mellyland, grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths.
  • : Following new legislation in Mellyland, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds.
  • : Following new legislation in Mellyland, criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers.
  • : Mellyland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Long-Term Storage Of Produced Waste".
  • : Mellyland's influence in JermaSubs Nation rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • : Mellyland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Mellyland, water fights now end with thousands dead.
  • : Following new legislation in Mellyland, major internet servers have acquired citizenship.
  • : Following new legislation in Mellyland, fast-food chefs regularly win Health Innovation Awards for spitting on burgers.
  • : Mellyland voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Kelssek".

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