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Most Advanced Public Transport: 612thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,180thMost Devout: 1,321st
The Jamahiriyah of
Democratic Socialists Hell
حرية، عدالة، ديمقراطية
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Medma

Population16.171 billion

CapitalQuzrum
LeaderQaid Noor al-Ghanem
FaithIslam

Currencypenia
Animalflamingo

The Jamahiriyah of Medma is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Qaid Noor al-Ghanem with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, free-roaming dinosaurs, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 16.171 billion Medmans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quzrum. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Medman economy, worth a remarkable 1,790 trillion penias a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Cheese Exports industry. Average income is an impressive 110,715 penias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, the government is often referred to as "the biggest drug dealer in the nation", cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling, and the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Medma's national animal is the flamingo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Medma is ranked 9,548th in the world and 83rd in Europeia for Highest Economic Output, with 1,790 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 612thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,180thMost Devout: 1,321stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,749thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,036thMost Pacifist: 2,115thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,203rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,229thTop
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Nicest Citizens: 2,649thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,994thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,467thLargest Governments: 5,849thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,167thLowest Crime Rates: 6,321stMost Developed: 6,985thLeast Corrupt Governments: 9,316thHighest Economic Output: 9,548thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,711thTop
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Most Cultured: 12,624thSmartest Citizens: 13,821stLargest Populations: 13,964thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,042ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,172ndMost Inclusive: 15,475thMost Influential: 15,657thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,466thHealthiest Citizens: 17,131stMost Efficient Economies: 19,375thSafest: 19,711thHighest Poor Incomes: 24,250th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 28th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 31st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 35th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 41st in the regionNicest Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 50th in the regionLargest Populations: 51st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 68th in the regionLargest Governments: 69th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Medma was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Medma, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
  • : Following new legislation in Medma, cyclists spend more time unlocking their bicycles than they do cycling.
  • : Following new legislation in Medma, the government is often referred to as "the biggest drug dealer in the nation".
  • : Following new legislation in Medma, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers.
  • : Following new legislation in Medma, spontaneous nocturnal decapitation is considered 'death by natural causes' for enemies of Medma.
  • : Following new legislation in Medma, under love's heavy burden Qaid Noor al-Ghanem sinks lower in the political right's esteem.
  • : Following new legislation in Medma, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land.
  • : Following new legislation in Medma, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages.
  • : Following new legislation in Medma, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation.

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