The Meh of Mediocrea is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Cletus Abdullah Illuminati Rotshield with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 15.32 billion Mediocreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boringburg. The average income tax rate is 22.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Mediocrean economy, worth a remarkable 3,106 trillion kilogram sterlings a year, is fairly diversified and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 202,775 kilogram sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Intoxicated AI mobile platforms are sometimes seen crashing through windows instead of being crashed by them, visiting the best Mediocrean restaurants requires keeping a visa on file, sex changes are routinely performed at Mediocrea's hospitals, and referenda can be called for any law at the request of at least one third of the voting population. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Mediocrea's national animal is the goober, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Disbelief.

Mediocrea is ranked 23,230^th in the world and 118^th in Europeia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.23 law-abiding acts per hour.