The Empire of Archinia of McNernia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by PM Daonn Fiain with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 27.297 billion Archinians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cathcride. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient McNernian economy, worth an astonishing 10,769 trillion Coroins a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 394,532 Coroins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

All statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, PM Daonn Fiain steals from the rich and gives to the needy, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, and Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy. Crime is totally unknown. McNernia's national animal is the Wolfhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Goidelenesian Synod Roman Catholicism.

McNernia is ranked 8,257^th in the world and 14^th in Greater Dienstad for Lowest Crime Rates, with 104.84 law-abiding acts per hour.