The Federational Empire of Mazalano Cantrompic is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Martin Luther with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, compulsory military service, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 850 million Mazalano Cantrompicers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vert. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.3%.

The thriving Mazalano Cantrompir economy, worth 58.7 trillion Ióters a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 69,117 Ióters, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 563,897 per year while the poor average 1,833, a ratio of 307 to 1.

The government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy', foreign despots proudly bandstand on Mazalano Cantrompir airwaves, respect is something that is typically forced rather than earned in Mazalano Cantrompic, and the government merely sends empty platitudes whenever natural disasters strike foreign nations. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Mazalano Cantrompic's national animal is the pig, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Mazalano Cantrompic is ranked 240,111^th in the world and 4,853^rd in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 27.8 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.