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Most Secular: 5,060thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,247thMost Stationary: 12,087th
The Armed Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
The one Republic to rule them all
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Mayonnaisa

Population12.348 billion

CurrencyGreens
AnimalFox

The Armed Republic of Mayonnaisa is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 12.348 billion Mayonnaisans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 26.1%.

The very strong Mayonnaisan economy, worth 917 trillion Greens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 74,293 Greens, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

School lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, there's a bustling black market for vegetables, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', and gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Mayonnaisa's national animal is the Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Mayonnaisa is ranked 12,087th in the world and 128th in the West Pacific for Most Stationary, with 2,066.16164293348 days.

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Most Secular: 5,060thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,247thMost Stationary: 12,087thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,500thTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 24,510thMost Influential: 26,323rd
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Most Secular: 97th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 122nd in the regionMost Stationary: 128th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 178th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 228th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 320th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 321st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 332nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 357th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 378th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 391st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Mayonnaisa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayonnaisa, gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayonnaisa, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayonnaisa, there's a bustling black market for vegetables.
  • : Following new legislation in Mayonnaisa, school lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp.
  • : Mayonnaisa was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Mayonnaisa, attempted suicide is punishable by public hanging.
  • : Mayonnaisa was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
  • : Mayonnaisa was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The ʎɯɹ∀ lɐᴉɹoʇᴉɹɹǝ┴ of Corbeil, killing 81 million zombies.
  • : Mayonnaisa was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The People's Socialist Republic of Urgabah, killing 881 million zombies.

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