The Soviet Republic of Masonarsopia is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.478 billion Masonarsopians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Masokij. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Masonarsopian economy, worth 192 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 130,146 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation, the nation was recently voted "most likely to betray its allies", and passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Masonarsopia's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Masonarsopia is ranked 312,929^th in the world and 15^th in The Cortexist International for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring -11.58 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.