Population | 21.053 billion |
Capital | Corruptionity |
Leader | Yugi TheEvilOne |
Faith | Corruptionism |
Currency | Evil Dollar |
Animal | Ghost |
The Ultimate Evil Corporation of Marnady is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Yugi TheEvilOne with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, avowedly heterosexual populace, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.053 billion Marnadyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corruptionity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Marnadyian economy, worth a remarkable 8,913 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 423,371 Evil Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.
Looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, the teaching of evolution has been banned, the government is dead set on letting people rest in peace, and holiday-makers leave on the same clandestine boats that illegal immigrants arrive in. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Marnady's national animal is the Ghost, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Corruptionism.
Marnady is ranked 10,043rd in the world and 88th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 2,340.970550389 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Marnady, holiday-makers leave on the same clandestine boats that illegal immigrants arrive in.
- : Following new legislation in Marnady, the government is dead set on letting people rest in peace.
- : Following new legislation in Marnady, the teaching of evolution has been banned.
- : Following new legislation in Marnady, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities.
- : Marnady was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
- : Following new legislation in Marnady, fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall.
- : Following new legislation in Marnady, only the wealthy vote.
- : Following new legislation in Marnady, referenda are banned by law and the Parliament has absolute control of the legislative process.
- : Following new legislation in Marnady, elections have been outlawed.
- : Following new legislation in Marnady, government expenses are beyond compare.