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Largest Mining Sector: 4thMost Corrupt Governments: 7thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th
The Ultimate Evil Corporation of
Psychotic Dictatorship Communist Dictatorship
You have the freedom to be oppressed and executed
Yugi TheEvilOne
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Marnady

Population21.053 billion

CapitalCorruptionity
LeaderYugi TheEvilOne
FaithCorruptionism

CurrencyEvil Dollar
AnimalGhost

The Ultimate Evil Corporation of Marnady is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Yugi TheEvilOne with an iron fist, and renowned for its fear of technology, avowedly heterosexual populace, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.053 billion Marnadyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Administration, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corruptionity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 56.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Marnadyian economy, worth a remarkable 8,913 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 423,371 Evil Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, the teaching of evolution has been banned, the government is dead set on letting people rest in peace, and holiday-makers leave on the same clandestine boats that illegal immigrants arrive in. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Marnady's national animal is the Ghost, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Corruptionism.

Marnady is ranked 10,043rd in the world and 88th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 2,340.970550389 days.

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Largest Mining Sector: 4thMost Corrupt Governments: 7thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10thMost Ignorant Citizens: 11thMost Avoided: 26thMost Primitive: 29thMost Devout: 52ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 80thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 86thFattest Citizens: 97thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 116thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 384thLargest Black Market: 433rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 487thMost Valuable International Artwork: 586thMost Patriotic: 664thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 758thHighest Average Incomes: 888thHighest Economic Output: 1,095thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,704thRudest Citizens: 1,852ndHighest Crime Rates: 1,882ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,054thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,362ndMost Armed: 2,481stMost Efficient Economies: 2,658thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,198thLargest Governments: 5,465thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,388thMost Stationary: 10,043rdMost Influential: 13,402ndNudest: 14,112thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,186thLargest Populations: 14,643rdTop
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Most Authoritarian: 20,803rd
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Largest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionMost Patriotic: 17th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 28th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 35th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 38th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 46th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 54th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 56th in the regionRudest Citizens: 62nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 68th in the regionMost Armed: 70th in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 88th in the regionMost Stationary: 88th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 94th in the regionLargest Governments: 148th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 174th in the regionLargest Populations: 205th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 320th in the regionMost Influential: 327th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 408th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 584th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, holiday-makers leave on the same clandestine boats that illegal immigrants arrive in.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, the government is dead set on letting people rest in peace.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, the teaching of evolution has been banned.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities.
  • : Marnady was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, only the wealthy vote.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, referenda are banned by law and the Parliament has absolute control of the legislative process.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, elections have been outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in Marnady, government expenses are beyond compare.

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