The State of Margiana is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 17.942 billion Margianans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Defense, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The strong Margianan economy, worth 995 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is 55,487 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 377,248 per year while the poor average 2,981, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Surveillance cameras are banned, voting is voluntary, citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, and Margiana has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Margiana's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Margiana is ranked 286,667^th in the world and 9^th in Edmonton for Lowest Crime Rates, with 37.21 law-abiding acts per hour.