The Kingdom of Marbamaga is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Arthur Lannister with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.886 billion Marbamagans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vivec. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Marbamagan economy, worth a remarkable 1,615 trillion Galleons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 204,818 Galleons, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations", asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, and the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Marbamaga's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Marbamaga is ranked 77,028^th in the world and 2,941^st in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 22.5 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.