Population | 19.8 billion |
Capital | Mavis |
Leader | President Sir Grant Alexander |
Faith | Malvadianism |
Currency | Modarn |
Animal | Sea Turtle |
The Grand Republic of Malvad is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Sir Grant Alexander with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 19.8 billion Malvadians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mavis. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.
The strong Malvadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,869 trillion Modarns a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration and Tourism. Average income is 94,442 Modarns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Malvad, and statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malvad's national animal is the Sea Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Malvadianism.
Malvad is ranked 3,296th in the world and 163rd in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 127.36 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Malvad's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Zero" to "Hatchling".
- : Malvad relocated from Lazarus to The North Pacific.
- : Malvad was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Malvad ceased to exist in The North Pacific.
- : Malvad's influence in The North Pacific rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Malvad was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Malvad was struck by a Mk III (Purifier) Cure Missile from Ypp03, curing 13 million infected.
- : Malvad was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Ypp01, curing 13 million infected.
- : Malvad was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Uncorruptable Nation of Yellops, curing 14 million infected.
- : Malvad was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from Ypp02, curing 14 million infected.