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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,576thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,733rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,765th
The Grand Republic of
Democratic Socialists Hell
From sea to ocean we stand.
Influence
Hatchling
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Malvad

Population19.861 billion

CapitalMavis
LeaderPresident Sir Grant Alexander
FaithMalvadianism

CurrencyModarn
AnimalSea Turtle

The Grand Republic of Malvad is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Sir Grant Alexander with a fair hand, and notable for its frequent executions, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 19.861 billion Malvadians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mavis. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The strong Malvadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,875 trillion Modarns a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration and Tourism. Average income is 94,442 Modarns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause, the country is rumored to be a Brancalandian puppet state, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Malvad, and statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malvad's national animal is the Sea Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Malvadianism.

Malvad is ranked 222,725th in the world and 4,161st in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 28.32767631472 days.

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Most Inclusive: 15,968thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,265thLargest Populations: 16,704thMost Devout: 23,092nd
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 83rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 89th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 137th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 145th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 165th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 172nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 194th in the regionMost Cultured: 198th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 235th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 271st in the regionLargest Populations: 284th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 321st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 325th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 333rd in the regionSafest: 335th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 339th in the regionLargest Governments: 341st in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 375th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 382nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 398th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 429th in the regionNicest Citizens: 456th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 505th in the regionMost Devout: 578th in the region

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