by Max Barry

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Most Rebellious Youth: 2,112th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,131st Largest Publishing Industry: 2,871st
The Rodentine Union of
Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites
Everybody, everybody, everybody wants to be a rat
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population6.063 billion


CurrencyMalphaen Denarius
AnimalDesert Woodrat

The Rodentine Union of Malphe is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Horsell with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working population of 6.063 billion Rats enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Horsonopile. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rodentine economy, worth 969 trillion Malphaen Denarii a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 159,883 Malphaen Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, the Twelve Steps To Logging Off is the most popular mobile download, and brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries. Crime is totally unknown. Malphe's national animal is the Desert Woodrat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

Malphe is ranked 27,532nd in the world and 1,237th in The North Pacific for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 247,597.94 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Rebellious Youth: 2,112thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,131stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,871stMost Influential: 2,903rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,919thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,060thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,224thRudest Citizens: 5,279thBest Weather: 5,675thMost Developed: 6,091stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,269thMost Efficient Economies: 6,300thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,340thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,554thSmartest Citizens: 6,910thMost Cultured: 6,933rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,979thNicest Citizens: 7,252ndMost Secular: 7,692ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,732ndNudest: 8,313thTop
Most Inclusive: 8,627thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,843rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,232ndHighest Average Incomes: 10,722ndHealthiest Citizens: 11,137thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13,790thHighest Economic Output: 14,180thLargest Governments: 14,925th
Most Rebellious Youth: 85th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 99th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 129th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 204th in the regionNudest: 255th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 275th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 290th in the regionRudest Citizens: 295th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 297th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 297th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 307th in the regionBest Weather: 316th in the regionMost Cultured: 333rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 350th in the regionMost Developed: 364th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 369th in the regionMost Secular: 384th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 384th in the regionNicest Citizens: 410th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 420th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 441st in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 499th in the regionMost Inclusive: 509th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 513th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 517th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 586th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 609th in the regionLargest Populations: 652nd in the regionLargest Governments: 711th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 848th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 866th in the regionMost Influential: 881st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 885th in the region

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