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Most Influential: 1,892nd Most Rebellious Youth: 2,075th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,174th
The Rodentine Union of
Left-Leaning College State Deluded Tax and Spend Hypocrites
Everybody, everybody, everybody wants to be a rat
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Malphe

Population5.696 billion

CapitalHorsonopile
LeaderHorsell
FaithFlemingovianism

CurrencyMalphaen Denarius
AnimalDesert Woodrat

The Rodentine Union of Malphe is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Horsell with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ritual sacrifices, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 5.696 billion Rats enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Horsonopile. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rodentine economy, worth 896 trillion Malphaen Denarii a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 157,463 Malphaen Denarii, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, economists confusingly list "fusarium rot and leaf blight" as major risk factors for monetary deflation, and airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path. Crime is totally unknown. Malphe's national animal is the Desert Woodrat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

Malphe is ranked 6,891st in the world and 388th in The North Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 34.23 Average Smiles Per Day.

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Most Influential: 1,892ndMost Rebellious Youth: 2,075thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,174thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,360thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,809thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,030thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,068thRudest Citizens: 5,125thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,231stMost Developed: 5,958thBest Weather: 5,977thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,216thMost Efficient Economies: 6,379thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,446thSmartest Citizens: 6,767thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,888thNicest Citizens: 6,891stMost Cultured: 6,928thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,107thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,160thMost Secular: 7,175thNudest: 7,589thTop
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Most Inclusive: 8,428thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,047thHighest Average Incomes: 10,948thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,276thHealthiest Citizens: 11,422ndMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13,922ndHighest Economic Output: 14,941stLargest Governments: 15,609thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16,030th
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Most Rebellious Youth: 81st in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 103rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 123rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 216th in the regionNudest: 239th in the regionRudest Citizens: 281st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 288th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 291st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 292nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 300th in the regionBest Weather: 325th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 337th in the regionMost Cultured: 341st in the regionMost Developed: 352nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 361st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 369th in the regionMost Secular: 369th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 388th in the regionNicest Citizens: 388th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 415th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 448th in the regionMost Inclusive: 495th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 538th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 550th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 557th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 590th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 634th in the regionMost Influential: 677th in the regionLargest Populations: 688th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 696th in the regionLargest Governments: 747th in the region

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