The Dominion of Malew Oklooistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working population of 10.489 billion Malew Oklooistanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The very strong Malew Oklooistanian economy, worth 580 trillion deniers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is 55,364 deniers, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 262,688 per year while the poor average 6,886, a ratio of 38.1 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Malew Oklooistan's national animal is the tiger, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Malew Oklooistan is ranked 197,071^st in the world and 4^th in Unified Capitalist Alliance for Most Patriotic, with 7.01 flags saluted per person per day.