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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,364thMost Influential: 4,501stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,542nd
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Communists
Security, Safety, Justice,Peace
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Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
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Malayn

Population1.323 billion

CapitalMarlin

CurrencyMalan
Animalorca

The Republic of Malayn is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ban on automobiles, and smutty television. The compassionate population of 1.323 billion Malaynians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Marlin. The average income tax rate is 72.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Malaynian economy, worth 189 trillion Malans a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 143,413 Malans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Selfie stick use is a required Scout badge, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malayn's national animal is the orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Malayn is ranked 78,177th in the world and 472nd in 10000 Islands for Largest Retail Industry, scoring 3,236.93 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,364thMost Influential: 4,501stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,542ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,309thMost Pacifist: 5,518thSafest: 5,883rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,428thNicest Citizens: 6,577thHealthiest Citizens: 6,877thMost Inclusive: 7,491stMost Developed: 8,204thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,762ndHighest Food Quality: 8,865thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,478thSmartest Citizens: 10,129thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,422ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,561stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,615thBest Weather: 10,663rdMost Secular: 11,505thLowest Crime Rates: 12,683rdTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 13,581stMost Advanced Public Education: 14,187thMost Efficient Economies: 14,970thMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,576thMost Cultured: 16,436thLargest Governments: 16,875thHighest Average Incomes: 17,296thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,030thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,308thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,846thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,085thHighest Average Tax Rates: 25,713th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 51st in the regionTop
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Safest: 106th in the regionMost Pacifist: 108th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 110th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 125th in the regionNicest Citizens: 126th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Malayn, racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle.
  • : Malayn voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Rights for Crime Victims Act".
  • : Malayn was endorsed by The Hermit Kingdom of Iron Soviet.
  • : Following new legislation in Malayn, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Malayn, suit-clad businessmen have been taking advantage of the relaxed welfare qualifications by shopping with food stamps.
  • : Following new legislation in Malayn, selfie stick use is a required Scout badge.
  • : Following new legislation in Malayn, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.
  • : Following new legislation in Malayn, school lessons are constantly interrupted by 'teacher needs a break' time.
  • : Following new legislation in Malayn, almost every singles' party has a clergy and courtesans theme.
  • : Following new legislation in Malayn, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it.

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