The Republic of Malayan Socialist is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Sir Dr Sayfullah with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.295 billion Malayans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuala Tunku. The average income tax rate is 87.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Malayan Socialistian economy, worth 337 trillion Malayan Ringghits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 102,329 Malayan Ringghits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military units are often seen arguing over which one is truly favored by the gods, the government is spending millions on renovating the public transportation system, orthopaedics patients often have a bounce in their step, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Malayan Socialist's national animal is the Malayan Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Malayan Socialist is ranked 13,320^th in the world and 933^rd in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 96.11 law-abiding acts per hour.