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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 142ndMost Primitive: 203rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 392nd
The Omnipotent Theocratic Regime of
Iron Fist Consumerists Champions of Commerce
Never get Freudian with a man holding a pickle.
Miranda Veracruz De la Hoya Cardinal XXV
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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MaidyLand

Population15.487 billion

CapitalMaidylandia
LeaderMiranda Veracruz De la Hoya Cardinal XXV
FaithFruitopianism

CurrencyXela
AnimalOrange Tabby

The Omnipotent Theocratic Regime of MaidyLand is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Miranda Veracruz De la Hoya Cardinal XXV with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, flagrant waste-dumping, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 15.487 billion MaidyLandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Maidylandia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.7%.

The frighteningly efficient MaidyLandian economy, worth a remarkable 2,566 trillion Xelas a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail. Average income is an impressive 165,738 Xelas, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

The little guy plays a big role in MaidyLandian politics, pollsters are out of a job as elections have been cancelled, molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public, and a government program is underway to revitalize MaidyLand's beaches. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. MaidyLand's national animal is the Orange Tabby, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fruitopianism.

MaidyLand is ranked 346,273rd in the world and 4,951st in the Rejected Realms for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -27.08 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 142ndMost Primitive: 203rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 392ndMost Subsidized Industry: 508thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 623rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 896thHighest Crime Rates: 1,465thMost Avoided: 1,654thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,842ndLargest Black Market: 1,957thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 5,461stMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,498thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,996thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,331stHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,986thMost Influential: 8,228thMost Efficient Economies: 8,768thRudest Citizens: 9,650thHighest Economic Output: 10,114thLargest Governments: 17,199thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 19,378thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21,288thLargest Retail Industry: 21,862ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28,513thLargest Populations: 28,585thMost Devout: 33,957th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Primitive: 9th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 36th in the regionLargest Black Market: 37th in the regionMost Avoided: 38th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 46th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 100th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 111th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 112th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 139th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 163rd in the regionMost Influential: 175th in the regionRudest Citizens: 190th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 202nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 212th in the regionTop
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Largest Governments: 285th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 362nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 404th in the regionLargest Populations: 478th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : MaidyLand was endorsed by The So-Called Goatdere of Liberza.
  • : MaidyLand was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : MaidyLand was endorsed by The Empire of Panthalasa Empirivm.
  • : MaidyLand was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative and Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in MaidyLand, a government program is underway to revitalize MaidyLand's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in MaidyLand, molehills are the only mountains deemed safe enough for the public.
  • : Following new legislation in MaidyLand, pollsters are out of a job as elections have been cancelled.
  • : MaidyLand was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in MaidyLand, the little guy plays a big role in MaidyLandian politics.
  • : Following new legislation in MaidyLand, only the brainiest citizens become academics.

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