Population | 4.59 billion |
Capital | Peebles' Pet Shoppe |
Leader | Melvin Peebles |
Faith | Monkeyshines |
Currency | Banana |
Animal | Gorilla |
The Commonwealth of Magilla Guerrilla is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Melvin Peebles with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.59 billion Magilla Guerrillans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Peebles' Pet Shoppe. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.9%.
The powerhouse Magilla Guerrillan economy, worth 395 trillion Bananas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 86,212 Bananas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 365,038 per year while the poor average 13,153, a ratio of 27.8 to 1.
Quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, Magilla Guerrillans caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, and unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate. Magilla Guerrilla's national animal is the Gorilla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Monkeyshines.
Magilla Guerrilla is ranked 112,574th in the world and 3rd in Gorilla Radio Show for Most Stationary, with 354.1878288752 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Magilla Guerrilla's influence in Gorilla Radio Show rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
- : Magilla Guerrilla's influence in Gorilla Radio Show fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
- : Magilla Guerrilla's influence in Gorilla Radio Show rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
- : Magilla Guerrilla's influence in Gorilla Radio Show fell from "Contender" to "Negotiator".
- : Magilla Guerrilla's influence in Gorilla Radio Show rose from "Negotiator" to "Contender".
- : Magilla Guerrilla was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Magilla Guerrilla was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Magilla Guerrilla's influence in Gorilla Radio Show rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
- : Magilla Guerrilla's influence in Gorilla Radio Show rose from "Diplomat" to "Auxiliary".
- : Magilla Guerrilla's influence in Gorilla Radio Show fell from "Ambassador" to "Diplomat".