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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,258thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,770thMost Conservative: 1,963rd
The Somewhat Miniscule Nation of
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Magecastle Embassy Building A5

Population503 million

CapitalThe Magecastle Embassy Complex


The Somewhat Miniscule Nation of Magecastle Embassy Building A5 is a huge, safe nation, notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, complete lack of public education, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 503 million Ambassadors are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Magecastle Embassy Complex. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.3%.

The strong Ice economy, worth 31.6 trillion guineas a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,812 guineas, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Attempts at growing pineapples in the desert have been unsuccessful, Big Belly is watching you, the only place where one can see the Ice cherry tree is in a museum, and randomly bombing neighboring countries has become the new national sport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Magecastle Embassy Building A5's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Magecastle Embassy Building A5 is ranked 183,115th in the world and 3,559th in The North Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 31.6 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,258thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,770thMost Conservative: 1,963rdTop
Most Primitive: 4,688thMost Influential: 4,822ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,154thMost Avoided: 10,187thTop
Most Authoritarian: 14,974thMost Patriotic: 16,287thMost Devout: 21,335thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,782ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,663rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 26,901st
Most Ignorant Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Conservative: 54th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 120th in the regionTop
Most Primitive: 145th in the regionMost Avoided: 225th in the regionMost Patriotic: 607th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 663rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 682nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 684th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 780th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 781st in the regionFattest Citizens: 803rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 943rd in the regionMost Influential: 1,027th in the regionMost Extreme: 1,034th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,086th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,118th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,160th in the regionLargest Black Market: 1,250th in the region

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